Post #Nemo

The Salter

The SalterSo the winter storm known as Nemo has come and gone from the city. It was forecasted at its worst to drop 18-24 inches of snow on the city, but in the end it looks like it ended up being around 10-12 inches. While not an incredibly crippling amount, it’s still a significant amount of snow. From all reports, it looks like the state of Connecticut and the city of Boston seemed to take a much harder hit.

One of the things that the city rolled out this storm was their PlowNYC online map that featured snow plow tracking throughout the city:

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This? Is really pretty cool.

And it’s also pretty amazingly accurate.

I noted the time the plow went past my window, and when I checked the site 20+ minutes later it had updated the map to be within a minute from my time. The map does only update every 30 minutes so it isn’t exactly “Live” tracking, but that is way better than having nothing and having to guess whether a street has been plowed before heading out into the snow covered world.

Review: ZERO DARK THIRTY

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This past weekend I had the chance to go see the Oscar Best Picture Nominee ZERO DARK THIRTY. The movie recounts the CIA manhunt for Usama Bin-Laden and is directed by Kathryn Bigelow, who won the Best Director Academy Award for The Hurt Locker.

zero-dark-thirty-509d8746cb264The movie starts off with a black screen and audio recordings from the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks. I found this to be both powerful, but more importantly respectful of the events and those who lost their lives.

The film jumps two years later when the CIA ran their detainee program. CIA operative Maya (Jessica Chastain) arrives in Islamabad, Pakistan and witnesses her first CIA style interrogation led by senior operative Dan (Jason Clarke). The interrogation techniques used include sleep deprivation, water boarding, boxing, and using dog collars on the detainees. The visuals are quite jarring and graphic, but undoubtedly are really still nothing compared to what actually occurred.

What the film also highlights is the change in tactics on foreign soil due to the political climate back in the United States. One of the most intriguing points the film subtly makes is that the original information on the courier, confirmed by interviews with over 20 detainees, would not have been possible without that program. You understand the frustration when the hierarchy wants confirmation of the person in the compound and, due to no longer having the detainee program, the CIA has no one to talk to.

The film covers the movements of CIA operatives during other terrorist attacks, such as the London bus bombing, the Islamabad Marriott bombing, and the attempted bombing of Times Square. The climax of the film, the actual raid on the compound, does feature some night vision footage but thankfully uses it more to set the atmosphere as opposed to becoming the atmosphere for the sequence. The action is quick paced and reminiscent of a first person shooter video game.

Overall, subject matter aside, I think it was a very well done movie. I would not be surprised if it takes Best Picture or if Jessica Chastain wins out over the other leading ladies at the Academy Awards this year. Then again, since The Avengers got snubbed, does it really matter?

In Hindsight: #121212concert

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Photo Dec 13, 3 06 22 AMI had the fortune of working the Hurricane Sandy Benefit Concert held on 12.12.12 at Madison Square Garden. The concert benefited the Robin Hood Foundation, a local charity organization that has taken a much different approach to how they use donations. Instead of just handing the money out in grants, they spend a lot of time analyzing what programs are actually working. The most effective programs get the support and because of that careful analysis their dollars go further than most others. You can read more about their metrics system here.

I heard quite a few people ask aloud both at the concert as well as online as to why Robin Hood was the recipient of the funds instead of the American Red Cross. I often wonder how the American Red Cross would measure up to Robin Hood‘s evaluation. I would guess they wouldn’t rank too high, which is one of the reasons the money didn’t go to them. New Yorkers see results with the programs supported by the Robin Hood Foundation. Historically we haven’t seen results from the American Red Cross, and sadly Hurricane Sandy hasn’t changed that record.

The concert itself was, if you didn’t happen to catch it in the bazillion places it was being broadcast, quite an epic event. Bruce Springsteen and Jon Bon Jovi, the real Jersey Boyz, put on a great show. No one can doubt the immortality of Roger Waters or the essence of the Who.

As for Kanye West, well, let’s just leave it as it just wasn’t his type of crowd. It was nice of him to come and that’s appreciated, which is more than can be said about native born and bred Jay-Z who’s ownership in the Barclay Center undoubtedly played a role in his no show at Madison Square Garden.

Photo Dec 13, 3 06 11 AMOf course, the reunion of the surviving members of Nirvana joining Sir Paul McCartney is what truly defined the concert as epic, at least for me. Grohl looked great behind the drum set and Novaselic sounded as awesome that night as when Nevermind first landed. I was glad he didn’t toss his bass in the air and knock himself out, because really kids its all fun and games until someone gets hurt… then its a job.

One of the cool things about being there, besides the great music, was the FourSquare Badge done for the event. For the first 25,000 users who checked in that night, Samsung was donating $10 to the Robin Hood Foundation. That could be an extra quarter million dollars which is nothing to sneeze at. I love my FourSquare badges. No, really, I do.

It was a great event for a great cause with some great social media integration.

Paying Tribute To The Greatest EMS Ringmaster Of Them All…

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On a cold afternoon in February of 1995 I found myself outside the offices of Metropolitan Ambulance in Canarsie, Brooklyn. My newly minted EMT Card was still attached to the certificate sheet, and I stood there on the parking pad waiting for the General Manager to arrive so I could interview for a job with my friend who would become my partner for my first year out.

Thirty minutes after my appointment a white truck painted in the Metropolitan Ambulance colors roared into the spot I was standing in, putting my nose to the scripted letters “Danielle” that was painted on the hood. Out of this white banged up Chevy K-5 Trailblazer stepped an imposing figure. Wearing blue jeans, a Yankee sweatshirt, and donning a salt and pepper mullet that on anyone else would be ridiculous the man sauntered up to us. In one of his massive hands was the newspapers of the day and in the other was a large styrofoam coffee cup from Dunkin’ Donuts.

“You kids waiting for me?” he asked. My friend and I looked at each other, unsure if this was really the General Manager of the largest private ambulance in New York City. “From the look on your faces yeah, you’re waiting for me. We’ll go inside, I’ll drink my coffee, you fill out the paperwork, and you start Monday at 9:00am.”

This was Artie Becker.

Artie was a very straight shooter, he always played above the board, and told you how it actually was as opposed to the way you may have preferred to hear it. Some people may have seen him as irreverent (and perhaps sometime he was) but at least he was always honest.

Artie was in charge of scheduling the ambulance crews. He did so using cutting edge technology… paper. Paper, a ruler, and white out.

A lot of white out.

And coffee. Artie had to have at least three large cups of Dunkin’ Donuts coffee regular with milk. For years, when I would do the coffee run, I brought him back two coffees and I’d have a bottle of Nestle Quick Chocolate Milk. He tried repeatedly to get me to drink coffee, and I persistently refused. It wasn’t until the summer of 2001 when I finally acquiesced and ordered my first ice coffee with Artie. Knowing I wasn’t a fan of the coffee flavor, he told the guy behind the counter to make it French Vanilla, light with cream, and four Equal to sweeten it up for me. Although I’ve swapped the Equals for the Splendas, that’s exactly how I order my coffee now 11 years later.

Artie always took the time to listen to what concerns or problems you had whether they were work related or personal. He always made time to speak to you one on one when there was an issue. For him to be able to do that, especially in a garage our size, required a lot of skill and he handled it exceptionally well.

Artie also had a thing for giving people nicknames. Perp. Squirrel. Hubcap. Dog. Once Artie bestowed a title upon you, it stuck. He himself went by a number of different nicknames such as Doc, the General, and the Ringmaster… because every circus needs one and alot of times an EMS garage can resemble a circus.

Artie wasn’t just a manager… he was a true leader, mentor, and friend.

There are a lot of stories I could tell you about Artie, but most of those would probably get me in some sort of trouble. There is one story I want to share though that will hopefully highlight why he was such an inspiration to so many…

O.C.F.

In early ’99 our company, like many other privately owned ambulance shops, was bought and merged with what would become the largest regional provider for the Mid-Atlantic. During this time our uniforms were in a state of flux and we were the contracted transport provider for Woodstock ’99.

In an attempt to provide some unification amongst those of us left standing after the merger and have some uniformity, Artie whipped out his pens and rulers and drew a very rough logo. We had a bunch of discussions about whether we should do shirts or hats with his masterpiece, and eventually settled on hats.

“You know what would be cool? What if we worked in a secret code? Like something only those of us who went would understand?” asked Artie, “Like the Freemasons!”

“Yeah, that would be cool,” we all told him, hoping he’d come back to the planning table because… well… the plans weren’t shaping up so well.

“I know, how about if we work in the letters O.C.F.?” he said with that glow in his eyes.

“Sure, but, what does it stand for?” we asked.

Operation Cluster Fuck! Because you know, that’s what this is gonna be, right? Right?” he replied, and we all laughed our heads off, fully agreeing with him that it seemed this was indeed going to go down that route.

So he did it. He put O.C.F. on the sides of all the Woodstock ’99 hats. I actually didn’t think he’d do it, so when I saw the hats and saw that he had done it, well that was just too cool… even if the hats were white.

There we were on deployment day, with the fly cars and vehicles getting lined up in our bright white Woodstock ’99 hats when the Vice-President came over. He turned to Artie and said, “The press’ll be here in an hour or two. Make sure you’re ready and be sure you have a good story about this O.C.F. thing.”

Artie looked at me in a panic and said, “Oh crap. We can’t tell the press what O.C.F. really stands for!”

“Yeah, that wouldn’t be good publicity,” I agreed while backing one of the units into their spot.

“Publicity? Who cares about the publicity? That would destroy the secret! Do you think the Freemasons told the press about their secret insignia? Of course not! We need to come up with a cover story,” he said. Then he walked away, second coffee of the day in hand, muttering “O.C.F…. O.C.F…”

Finally, after about four hours when the reporter finally arrived (because they were two hours late) they asked Artie some basic questions like how many people were going, how many vehicles, how many patients did we expect to treat, and then finally the question he had been waiting for… what does O.C.F. stand for?

Artie grinned and his eyes glowed as he leaned into the microphone and said, “One Caring Family.”

That’s what they printed.

That’s what I think he really, secretly, wanted it to mean.

Good Journey

Artie Becker at the 1993 World Trade Center Bombing

Artie Becker responded to quite a number of calls in his time working in EMS.

Avianca Flight 52, The 1993 World Trade Center Bombing, Woodstock ’99, and The 2001 World Trade Center Attacks just to name a few of the better known incidents.

Today, Artie Becker will be buried.

Death, like taxes, is inevitable… even for those of us who spend our lives fighting on behalf of others against it. Our ends are all destined to be the same, but what truly matters is how we played our part on the big stage of life. Artie didn’t just play his part… his role as Ringmaster of a band of well-intentioned misfits… he exceeded it and inspired others to exceed in their parts as well. More than a boss, more than a co-worker, more than a Ringmaster… he was first and foremost a friend.

A friend we remember and we miss.

A friend we wish a good journey to…

Under Rockets Red Glare

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Today we celebrate the 236th Birthday of the United States of America.

We often forget that the birth of our nation was started by the vocal minority crafting the most effective communication of the time in the attics of ale houses that served large steins of drink, smoking tobacco, and consuming game that lacked artificial preservatives.

These men, those who we now call the “Founding Fathers“, risked a great deal in their rebellion against the British throne. They were outlaws in the eyes of the Crown, those entrenched in power with everything to lose with the winds of change. Often not truly understood or appreciated is that they did not do it alone, but were joined by thousands of supporters who committed tp serve through volunteerism in the Continental Army and in the war effort.

Commitment.

Service.

Volunteerism.

That was what this county was built upon, what grew it, and what continues to move it forward today so we can see tomorrow.

So on this day, between the hot dogs and hamburgers, between the fruit punch and beer, between the flying flags and fireworks take a moment to remember how we came to be. Take a moment to thank those who have committed to serve voluntarily in whatever capacity they chose, whether it be in the military, in public service, or on the PTA.

Then, under the rockets red glare tonight, make your own commitment to serve through volunteerism for something that you believe in.

Just as our Founding Fathers have before us, so shall we so future generations shall follow our lead.

Commit.

Serve.

Volunteer.

My Adventures At Dee Em Vee

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With today being the 17th anniversary of my 21st birthday, I had to once again go through the painful process of renewing that glorious little card in my wallet that has me listed 2 inches shorter than I actually am and features my full on samurai haircut in its prime.

Now I’ll be honest, New York State has a great online Department of Motor Vehicles. Everything I had to do I COULD have done online with perhaps better planning… like a more current eye exam. Since I’ve been doing my yearly eye exams in September for over 10 years, the online option just was not to be by the time I realized I needed one within the last six months. Nevertheless, I was undaunted in getting myself off the “Licenses To Expire List” before landing on the “Licenses That Expired List“.

So when I got there at 8:10am (they open at 8:30am), the line outside the door was already down the side of the building. By the time I got there, I was encroaching onto the sidewalk in front. What was worse, even more people ended up on the line behind me. I honestly didn’t expect so many people on a Monday morning of a holiday week.

In front of me was a man and in front of him was a woman with a shopping cart that obviously contained her worldly possessions. I found myself wondering what class license the cart was covered under when around 8:35am, we started to shuffle forward. The security guard at the door stopped the line trying to have the woman leave the cart outside, but to no avail. After some debate, she pushed her way in allowing the line to continue forward until I finally found myself inside at around 8:45am.

Here’s where it gets both interesting and obnoxious at the same time. Now I remember the time when you would go to the counter in the middle (similar to a bank counter with the forms in slots along the desk) (1), find your form, fill it out (2), and then head to the service counter line (3). Simple, right? So that’s what I attempted to do.

WRONG!

The forms weren’t at the desks. See, what you actually have to do, is get on line A to get the form (1). Then you fill it out (2), get onto line B so they can check the form (3), and give you a ticket (4) so when your number gets called you go to the service counter (5). I had inadvertently gotten off line A in my quest for the forms, so I ended up at the very end.

I was doomed.

Luckily, I never had to make it to the counter because one of the clerks came out with renewal forms for anyone on Line A. Once I had the form filled out, I went to Line B and after a few minutes had my ticket.

F641.

They had just called F628 through a digital mechanical voice, so I thought I was in good shape! Only 13 people to get called before it would be my turn at one of the service windows. Then the logic circuits illogically called the next few numbers…

Now serving A223 at window 10

Now serving A224 at window 27

Now serving A225 at window 17

Now serving B546 at window 4

Now serving D607 at window 9

Now serving A226 at window 13

Now serving C356 at window 23

Now serving H905 at window 21

Now serving F629 at window 19

… and so on. I sighed heavily, resigned to be ready to celebrate the 18th anniversary of my 21st birthday before reaching the counter.

As I sat in the pew staring at the angry red numbers on the board glowing back at me mockingly, I became aware of a familiar scent wafting into my nostrils. There, in the middle of the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles I smelled the New York City Subway.

Am I the only one to see the irony in that?

“Excuse me,” creaked the voice from slightly behind me, “Do you have a pen? I’ll give it right back.”

I turned to see the shopping cart woman standing there with form in hand.

Penless.

Was there a sign on me that read Misery Line Starts Here? She had the contents of her cart in tow, but no cart. So as I handed over my Bic fine point, I sighed, never expecting to see it again. She sat in front of me, filled out her form as best she could for a replacement non-driver governmental ID.

“Thank you,” she said with a smile as she handed me back the pen. For a second I wanted to ask what she listed as her address, just to see what she would say, but I thought better of it. Or more accurately, fate thought better of it…

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It was finally my turn! I hustled to the window 42 and promptly presented my form, old driver’s license, ticket, and credit card. The official chuckled a little and asked me to read a few letters on a board hanging from the ceiling to which I promptly replied, “Sure, Henry Nora Victor Boy Union Sam….”

“Uh,” he interrupted, “Sir, can you just say the letters?”

I smiled nervously and read the line the way Mrs. Krause from first grade had taught me. When I was done with the first line, I went to the second line and read that for good measure.

“That’s fine sir. Military?” he asked.

“Oh no, EMS,” I replied. He nodded as if knowingly. A few keys punched, a swipe of the credit card, and a sheet through an inkjet printer later and I was good to go!

On the way out the door I passed by the cart woman again. Apparently they wouldn’t accept her current form due to… yep… lack of address.

“Here,” I said while handing her my pen, “Just put down 1 Penn Plaza, basement apartment.”

With that I was DONE!

In all fairness, I was out by 9:45am. That a whopping 75 minutes which, in hindsight, I could have probably kept to an hour had I just played the role of sheep. While it seemed painful to endure at the time, it really wasn’t all that bad.

Three Things I Learned From Dee Em Vee

As with most experiences, I think there are some lessons to take away:

  1. Sometimes being a sheep is okay – had I just followed along with everyone else, I probably would have been done earlier
  2. Not everyone uses the phonetic alphabet – yeah, oops
  3. “Undomiciled” is not an acceptable address – which is really sort of a downer… but it doesn’t mean I’ll stop using it on my paperwork

And thus concludes my adventure at DMV…

My Day At Citi Field

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Growing up in New York City I was exposed to a wide variety of professional sports from an early age. My father is an avid New York Mets fan, a diehard New York Rangers fan, an unconsolable New York Jets fan, and I fully expect him to take on the Brooklyn Nets as his NBA favorite at the start of next season. He is also a supporter of the New York Yankees, New York Islanders, New York Giants, and occasionally when their players don’t have the King Kong egos, he’ll even support the New York Knicks.

As my brother likes to say, “He’s a fan of New York.”

Anyone who knows me understands that I am not really a big sports nut. The only two sports I’ll watch while at home are an Indy car race and wrestling. By that logic I’m only a fan of Indy car racing and wrestling. It’s not that I’m anti-professional sports, I’m just not into it from a fan perspective. My work however usually brings me close to all of the other sports in their home venues. For that matter, there are only two sport venues I haven’t worked in and one of them is under construction.

The other one, Citi Field, I visited yesterday. I went to the old Shea Stadium often enough with my father and even worked the 2000 Subway Series, but hadn’t been to the new stadium yet.

The one thing that I wanted to be sure to experience was the Citifield Shake Shack. Located behind the left outfield, this bastion of New York goodness that originated in Madison Square Park has brought their shakes and burgers to the fans of Major League Baseball. Luckily we got there early enough that the wait wasn’t horrendous, and both the Double Shack Burger and the Black and White Shake lived up to expectations.

Having seats on the Promenade, I was also able to enjoy the Promenade Club. This is a nice air conditioned galley with a field view and table service. I was also able to avail myself of the Caesar’s Club which, although there is no field view, is filled with comfortable leather couches and television screens to see the game as it progresses.

As far as new stadiums go, I have to admit that Citi Field is really pretty nice. It’s a stadium that pays tribute to the past while at the same time has it’s own fun personality with amenities that are reasonably priced when compared to some other venues out there.

Enterprise

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This past Friday New York City welcomed the Space Shuttle Enterprise. The Enterprise was being transported from the Smithsonian Institute Steven F. Udavar-Hazy Center in northern Virginia to the Intrepid Air & Space Museum. The Smithsonian recently received the Space Shuttle Discovery for their display.

As part of the transport, the Enterprise was flown around the city on the back of a NASA 747. It became an event not just for spaceheads and NASA fans, but for the entire city with the most widely used hashtag being #SpotTheShuttle on Twitter.

While I did get to see the shuttle fly south through New York Harbor towards the Verrazano Bridge, after it had already been up through Manhattan, a bugscreen over a barred window prevented me from getting any sort of good photo. So I had to settle for a photo of myself with the television and live the glory vicariously through the photos of others.

I also had the opportunity two years ago to see the Enterprise at the Smithsonian Institute. I’m looking forward to being able to see it this summer at the Intrepid. My great claim to fame, at least as far as Enterprise is concerned, will be seeing it in two different states.

Long Live Roy Rogers Roast Beef

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As a child, my mother would grab my chubby digits and taught me the “Little Piggy Poem”, with each finger represnting a different Piggy.


The Little Piggy Poem


This little piggy went to market, (thumb)
This little piggy stayed home, (index finger)
This little piggy had roast beef, (middle finger)
This little piggy had none, (ring finger)
And this little piggy went “Wee wee wee” all the way home. (pinky finger)

I’m all about the little piggy who had roast beef.

Roy Rogers Original Roast BeefI know there are those who will proclaim either Roll’n'Roaster or Brennan and Carr‘s as the best roast beef on the planet, but I didn’t grow up in Brooklyn with those two iconic independent restaurants. I grew up in Queens where if you wanted a hot roast beef sandwhich, you went to Roy Rogers.

There was just something about that little restaurant, with it’s barrel bar stools and the fixins’ bar, that just appealed to me from an early age. Maybe it was because I could look at the photos on the wall of Trigger, Roy’s loyal steed, and daydream of one day having my own loyal steed… that once dead I could stuff and sit in the living room to watch tv upon. Maybe it was because Roy Rogers embodied the cowboy lifestyle… a lifestyle I metaphorically adopted in the 90′s in EMS. Maybe… just maybe… it was because it meant that I was having a meal with both my mother AND father, because that was the only real fast food restaurant he enjoyed.

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This is probably why anytime I head down the New Jersey Turnpike I need to stop at a rest area that includes a Roy Rogers. The restaurant chain left New York awhile ago. My local Roy Rogers on the corner of Woodhaven Boulevard and Metropolitan Avenue became a Wendys. While I have nothing against Dave Thomas and his cute red-headed daughter, he just doesn’t do roast beef. When the site of Niederstein‘s was desecrated with a fast food restaurant, I salved my bitterness by the fact it was an Arbys… but their roast beef doesn’t even seem to come from the same kind of cow.

So when I’m southbound on the ‘Pike, its the only time I can get my fix. I prefer the Walt Witman rest area because it also gives me an opportunity to get Nathan‘s fries… but that would be another entirely different post.

NYPD OPS Order On Photography

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There have been a number of reports from photographers and tourists about NYPD forbidding them to take photos of such things as The Empire State Building, The Times Square Police Station, and photos on the New York City Subway. This is an NYPD OPS Order On Photography that was re-issued 4/03/09 (click to enlarge).

It is clear from the OPS Order above that NYPD is NOT allowed to view the photos taken without consent or direct you to delete them.

If traveling in New York City, I highly suggest printing a copy of this document out in case you run into an overzealous rookie.