Ever since I was a kid I have been a fan of Nutella. It’s really not that hard to be a fan of the smooth, creamy, hazelnut flavored chocolate spread that makes a single slice of bread into an absolutely amazing experience. So imagine my joy when I found out that I had received this in the mail…
Look at that package! It’s bigger than my hand! With a package that size I should definitely be able to spread the happy! Right? I mean the thing took up nearly my ENTIRE mailbox! And just like Ralphie from A Christmas Story ripping in to get the Ovaltine Little Orphan Annie Decoder I discovered this is what was inside…
There’s this ginormous package that sucks up all the space in my mailbox, killing countless trees, creating unfathomable pollution in plastic manufacturing and for what? Enough Nutella for a SINGLE CRACKER?!?!?!?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME NUTELLA???
Apparently not. So yeah… just for that… even though it’s going to cause a conundrum when I have bread that needs something on it… I’m giving up Nutella.