I live with four cats. Yes, that’s right, I said four cats.
The youngest is named Twitter. We generally call her Tweetie. She is a very sweet cat, except when she’s not. She likes to play. She REALLY likes to wag her tail… to the point where she whips herself in the face with it.
The name choice was mine. This was the sacrifice my girlfriend had to make in order to get a fourth cat.
Blame Adam for inspiring me to name her so with his “tell it to the cat” Twitter tirade that I’m unable to find and therefore link directly to.
The other day I had the chorus from Anita Ward‘s”Ring My Bell” stuck in my head. Tweetie was at the foot of the bed, wagging her tail. So I came up with some new lyrics to the melody:
Wag your tail
Waggy waggy wag
This was the look I got from Tweetie.
Not gonna quit that day job just yet.