#10BasicThingsAboutMe

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A Twitter meme going around is #10BasicThingsAboutMe. So, in typical topic jacking fashion, I’ve taken it off Twitter and put it into a blog post.

So here are 10 Basic Things About Me (in no specific order):

  1. I drink Coca-Cola specifically
  2. I’m a wrestling fan
  3. I live on the 4th floor of a walk up with 4 cats, one of which is both named after and has Twitter
  4. I volunteer my time
  5. I also live with my girlfriend
  6. EMS is more than a job to me… its a way of life
  7. I have an unnatural fascination with ellipsis
  8. If there was such a thing as a Social Media Expert, I’d be considered one
  9. I’m only a social gamer, my brother was the pro
  10. I will drink a large French Vanilla ice coffee light with cream and 4 Splendas from Dunkin’ Donuts 99% of the time I drink coffee at all

So there it is… #10BasicThingsAboutMe.

The Hamilton Avenue Bridge

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The bridge goes up… the bridge comes down.

This is a photo of the Hamilton Avenue Bridge on its way down. The photo was taken with my new iPhone 4s with HDR engaged. It looked really good on the small screen… but on the big screen I’m less impressed.

Why I Deserted The Droid Army For The iCult

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Last week my girlfriend, Stef (who I often refer to as Poppy), and I celebrated being together for 4 years. Besides congratulating her on a will of steel and a heart of gold, one of the things we decided during such occasions is to chose something we both want and then get it. Whether it be tickets to a show, a new television or, in this case, new phones.

With our contract at the point of an upgrade we decided it was time to get new phones. My girlfriend on the other hand had decided before we hit the store on the iPhone 4s, leaving her Droid X behind. I was waffling a bit between the Droid Bionic, the soon to be available Droid 4, and the iPhone 4s. As you may be able to tell by the photo, I went iPhone 4s.

This may come as a shock to most of you considering I have been an ardent supporter of the Android platform. I was a proud and early adopter of the original Droid phone, I own an Amazon Kindle Fire that is the most successful Android tablet form to date, and use Google for most of my online tasks such as e-mail and keeping my calendar. Whenever someone talks about an iOS app, I’m usually the one asking where an Android version is.

So how did Apple woo me from the Droid Army into the iCult?

Simply put, performance.

For the last year I’ve noticed my Droid running considerably slower. Sure there were more apps that became more sophisticated, and it showed in the overall performance of the phone. The worst indicator of this was when Foursquare would freeze up while getting my morning coffee after the phone came off a full night of rest. Not only was it frustrating, but it endangered my mayorship.

Battery life was nowhere near where I needed it to be. Even with aggressive battery management I was plugging it in after maybe 1 hour of usage and 3 hours of standby. There were lots of times when the sync function would last for an hour or more, draining the battery even faster.

The absolute worst part was when I would run “Low On Memory“. I was unable to move memory hogs like Facebook and Google+ off the actual phone and onto the mounted SD card that still had plenty of space, so the only solution was to delete apps and lose one function to gain another.

In the end, Droid wasn’t what I was looking for. I needed something that would be responsive and perform throughout the life of the contract. Having the Droid was, for all intense purposes, the same as owning a PC. It was good for the first year but the hardware was quickly outpaced by the software and there really wasn’t much I could do about it.

Is the iPhone 4s the Droid I’m looking for? Even the all knowing and wise Siri isn’t sure. It’s too early to really tell, although thus far things are VERY promising.

I haven’t had a power management issue, I’m running apps quickly, there are no memory issues to worry about, and the phone hasn’t frozen yet. The worst part was losing all the contacts in the phone, but truth be told I’m okay with re-adding them and NOT syncing it to my Google contact list, which is significantly large to say the least.

The fact is in two years we’ll have an opportunity to change again. Whether I stay in the iCult for my phone will really depend on how the performance is over the next two years. Hopefully Apple delivers on the hype and I will be another mindless happy consumer.

Stay tuned…

The Oldest Professions Crashes Onto The Newest Social Scene For Only $5

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It was really only a matter of time until prostitution came to Facebook, and it finally has for the low low price of only $5.

The Washington Post has an article about how you can get a Facebook girlfriend for just $5. The article focuses on fiverr.com user Cathy01 who has offered up these services to the social network connected lonely. Those who have replaced real life interactions with their online connections can now rejoice!

This kind of service isn’t a new idea. In fact CloudGirlfriend has been offering the same type of services. The big difference is those girls aren’t real, but rather computer algorithms hiding behind some very well done Flickr photos. While the algorithms may be ideal for efficiency, they tend to be a little TOO perfect.

What makes this advertisement on fiverr.com somewhat different is that there appears to be a real person helping to promote this faux romance.

But Cathy01 isn’t the only one offering her emotional wares for the needy. She now has competition from fiverr.com user Leite686 who not only offers to be your Facebook everything for 7 Days, but she has immediate availability with no orders in the que! I’m sure that there will be more of these offers popping up over the next few days, months, and years. Of course, whether it is a real person represented truthfully in these profiles is something that remains to be seen. Kind of like those sex lines where you think you’re talking to a 23 year old co-ed but it’s really a 43 year old stay at home mom looking to pay her rent.

While many people may see it as the answer to their socially inadequate profiles, the truth is that all this will do is clutter and devalue the network over the long term. It’s a big negative and I, for one, wish it hadn’t gone this way.

Two Words I Hate: Site Down

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Last night, after wrapping up a long day at work, I was greeted by 4 e-mails that in some context included the two words I hate the most:


Site Down

The site they were referring to was the EMS Blogs network. Not to get into too many finite details, but one of the posts on the network yesterday proved quite popular. While the blog itself is cache protected from traffic surges, the third party commenting system was not.

This caused an unexpected burden on the server, which then automatically shut the network down for 73 minutes while the plugin was disabled and the server reset. Our traffic loss was probably around 400 visitors during that time, which is a significant amount for any blogger or network. Of course, there’s the big picture to look at. Being down for 73 minutes of the month is actually 0.2% of the time which is actually really really good.

Even that doesn’t change the fact that I hate those two words. I hate them because I know, especially when it comes to the network, that other people’s expression is dependent on my ability to resolve that problem. Then again… that does make them just like a patient.

What’s Old Is New Again

The Truth

So, you may have noticed this site has a new look. You may also notice it has no content. The truth is that I was a bit lackadaisical in keep this site both updated with content AND with security updates.

So I was hacked.

Now this wasn’t just any sort of hack job where they changed my photos around and posted “U HAZ BEEN PWNEDZ!!!!!” This was a nefarious attack where someone planted files and folders that didn’t belong, was able to get access to the .htaccess, and nefariously try to redirect me to an attack site. It was DEEP.

So I went with the nuclear option.

And unfortunately in doing so wiped everything except for a SQL database with my stuff.

So… what was once old is now new again.

Fresh.

Clean.

And re-organized into what I probably should have done in the first place.

Stay tuned…

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